Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Ashleyisms and the Non-Crawler

A few nights ago, I asked Ashley what rhymed with itch (I know, I know. I was asking for it. But I rarely think before I speak.) And of course she answered with bitch.

Yesterday, Ray let her jump on our neighbor's trampoline. My neighbor's son said he was jumping on his butt. She quickly responded she was jumping and falling on her cooch. I guess we need to talk to her about what is okay to say in public.

Last night, she was playing and Ray and I both heard her say something about killing someone. No idea where she got that, but Ray did a great job explaining to her what that word sort of meant (if you kill someone, they go away and don't come back).

Last night, we went to dinner at an italian restaurant in town. Ashley had to poop, so I took her and we set up in one of the two stalls in the bathroom. Of course, someone else came and occupied the other stall and got to hear Ashley narrate her experience.

"I am pushing the toots out now Mommy."
"I am trying to push theeee pppppoooooooopppps oooooouuuuutttttt."
"I Pooped!! I want to see it!"

Needless to say, I heard the lady laugh.

Audrey doesn't crawl like normal babies do. She sort of does the commando style sometimes or will just roll around to get what she needs. Every once in a while, she will do a tradition style, but it is few and far between. And more often than not, she goes backwards and normally ends up stuck somewhere.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kids in a bathroom are always comedic gold!

Silly Hily said...

That girl just doesn't stop does she? I would have totally laughed if I was in the same bathroom and heard her say that. That's hilarious. Silly Girl and I had a similar conversation last night. I was trying to get her to poop and she wouldn't. I just don't understand what is so horrible about going poop in the potty. She will NOT do it.

Kellie said...

Had I been in the next stall, I'd have had a giggle or three, too! As for Audrey crawling backward and getting stuck: my daughter either moved around on her butt or would go backward on her belly. When she moved backward, she ALWAYS got a foot wedged beneath the couch or got stuck against the dog. One day, seeminly out of nowhere, she figured out how to get it into drive. She's 10 months old now and nothing is safe--poor dog hasn't had a decent nap in weeks now!!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha, Kaylie always used to do that and sometimes, she still does. She would always say, I've got 2 more poops, lol. Alyssa does the commando style crawling as well and its so funny to watch. It may be different, but damn that girl is fast.

SJ said...

Bathroom talk is the best when your little one is doing the talking. I can always count on something like this to happen to me - in a fully crowded public restroom no less!!!

Stacey said...

Too funny! I agree with Mrs. CPA!