Monday, September 25, 2006

Ten Things To Do While Feeding Your Baby At Some Point in the Middle of the Night

  1. Sleep
  2. Try to stay awake so she doesn’t choke on her formula or suck just air since the bottle isn’t being held upright since you are sleeping.
  3. Think about how Christmas is only a couple of months away.
  4. Sleep
  5. Try to scratch your nose while holding the bottle and trying not to disturb drinking baby.
  6. Sleep
  7. Curse the squeaky rocking chair.
  8. Try to keep your mind off the fact you have to pee.
  9. It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all, it’s a small, small world. Get senseless songs out your head. Sing better ones like “London Bridge” by Fergie.
  10. Pray to the sleep Gods she will stay asleep when you lay her down.

You can get perfect baby names on the internet along with gift ideas and baby supplies too. Not to mention lists of baby songs that you find on a baby guide site.


Erin said...

Those are some great ideas, lol :)

Kelly said...

When Mr. Cheeks still needed to eat during the night, I always went to the bathroom first. That extra 45 seconds of crying was nothing if I got stuck in the rocking chair for an hour and had to go.

Silly Hily said...

London Bridges by Fergie...HA!
And yes, Christmas is only a few months away. Gah!
I need to do a list of things I think about while trying to fall asleep. It would be funny...and frightening at the same time.

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

I miss those days!